When the era of fokatness was at its peak.. I wished for something to keep me occupied..
Now that the phase is a thing of the past.. All I can do is wish for it to return.. for however transient period that may be..
Once upon a time.. The sunday craze had subsided.. coz every day felt like a sunday..
Now sunday is craved for since the beginning of monday..
And the funniest and most frustrating thing about sundays is.. Although the entire week is spent in reverse counting for the advent of sunday.. the day in itself flies away in a manner so unprecedented that it leaves the mind with a bigg blank state of disappointment..
And then begins another 6 day waiting period..
Laments of " I need a break" have become so commonplace these days that I was actually handed a family pack of kit-kat to soothe my frazzled nerves.. ;)
(break banta hai yaar)
anyways.. enough on the laments on being too busy..
I realized its been more than a month since anything was posted in this space..
so have finally taken some time out of my "not so fokat ki busyness" :P
n give some digital ink to my thoughts..
This one today is because of a stroke of inspiration based on some mundane observation..
It being a sunday today , my mind had a little time to do some wandering of its own n formulate some ideas (add a silly before ideas by yourself) of its own..
keeping with the fact of how its human tendency to find the grass on the other side greener..
here's a compilation of the reasons of why a guy would want to be a girl..
* you can enter any mall without having your pockets being groped at.. ;) (the reason how
this thinking process started actually)
* you're the most protected and sheltered one in the family..
* you never have to drive.. (unless you are the "I love to drive" type)
* you can wear pink without looking "sweet" :P
* you can cry at the movies and still not receive weird looks from people as its percieved as "normal" ;)
* you get a wide variety of the type of clothes to wear.. (with guys its either shirts or t-shirts)
* apart from the clothes in the girls' section.. you can also impinge on the stuff from the guy section and still end up looking cool... (as opposed to a guy wearing a girl tee :P)
* hailing a cab in the middle of the road is an easy task.. one "rickshaw" call summons a hundred of them to brake at your disposal... ;)
* wherever you go.. you don't have to pay.. (unless you are hanging out with your girlfriends) chivalry isn't all that lost afterall... ;)
*"shopping" becomes an hobby.. not a cumbersome task... ;)
* you get the license to gossip.. ( guys love to gossip too.. they just can't come clean about it
in open.. and hence have to confine themselves to listening to the gossip)
* shedding a single tear from the eyes can move mighty mountains and melt hardened
hearts...
* you can use the above mentioned paitra each tym you're on the verge of losing out on an
argument.. works everytym except when arguing with your mom.. (then it becomes a sign
of weakness.. afterall.. she too has been using this one all through her life) ;)
* you never run out of topics to speak.. or people to hear you while you speak...
* having even the basicest knowledge about any of the guy stuff manages to get the
members of the opposite gender awestruck .. N earns you immense amount of respect :P
* you need not take offence everytym someone calls you "sweet".. its taken as a compliment
* you don't have to worry about getting enough likes/comments on facebook..
n ignoring multiple friend requests becomes something you can indulge in repeatedly..
guys don't have this sense of satisfaction..
* a single phone call accomplishes all your tasks.. you need not step out of the house,, :P
* you look good.. no matter how you are dressed.. ;)
* you are loved by all.. what more do you want ??? :P
Being a girl is seriously one happy joy ride... ;)
P.S. - I know I have outdone myself this time.. In terms of fokat k thoughts... ;)
But as mentioned earlier.. who cares... ;)
It had been a long tym since my mind did this kind of futile wandering of its own..
P.P.S - It has been a long tym since I posted anything too..
But unlike some people.. I haven't shown my (over)smartness by using bogus
comments to make this blog look larger... :P
N yeah.. "nothing you" wont suffice this time for the amount of pains I had to endure
to manage tym out of my busy schedule n post here.. :P
